Chris Harding


Chris Harding is from the desert, and is most comfortable in temperatures ranging from 85-115º Fahrenheit (29.5-46º Centigrade)


He is cold-blooded— not in the sociopathic sense, but in the sense that, like a reptile, he cannot generate his own body heat. Each morning he must lie on a hot rock, absorbing solar energy for several hours before he can participate in society.

Chris Harding consumes four times his own weight daily. He subsists on a diet of caffeine, caffeine, meat, and cereal. He can grow to heights of 6’3″ (190 cm) and weigh upwards of 2000 pounds (909.1 kg).

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